Cats
I think we should start phasing out cats by mid-2007. From that date forward, anyone owning a cat should be fined. Anyone caught in possession of cute pictures of kittens should be imprisoned. With the money we save on cat litter and tuna casserole in a can, we invade North Korea.
What say you?
2 Comments:
I will kill you if you ever touch a whisker on my cat's face!
Why don't we just feed the cats to North Korea? I think part of the reason they're so cranky is because they've been eating nothing but tree bark for the last 15 years.
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