The Nuclear Issue

Why the Bush administration hasn't yet thought about this is beyond me. Instead of wringing our hands over the nuclearizationism of North Korea/Iran, we do something about it. My proposal is to "photoshop" an image of Kim Jong Il telling his Politburo members a joke with the punchline, "I said pulled pork!" Meanwhile, we mock up a "speech" given by Mahmoud Ahmadinejad in which he calls large-scale synchronized military parades "silly." In the resulting conflict between the two countries, their military capabilities will be depleted and their people will practically beg for a US "liberation" force to come along and drop a few cluster bombs. Problem solved!

What say you?