Sexism

As everybody knows, women are capable of acts of super-human strength as well as acute emotional insight. It's well documented: Women have been known to lift cars off of the ground when their children are trapped underneath. Less well documented is what these women do once the car has been lifted. Figures put out by the National Organization of Made Up Statistics (NOMUS) reveal that children who have found themselves underneath cars suffer more injuries than those who haven't, including flattening. I think studies need to be done on whether lifting a car when your child is underneath is a waste of energy, and therefore detrimental to the furtherment of women in society. Also: Kids, stay away from the undersides of cars!

What say you?